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Histrionic : Exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention.hi im rhiannon. ...im a 17 year old taken rash of bacon (nathanxerri1605) and i am your god.If you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH.have a nice day :)


coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via ruinedchildhood)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

(via swimmingmooses)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via searchbeauty)

unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

(via manda)

damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

(via lucypuss)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via combusti-ble)