As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
what is shreks favorite month
he seems like a january man
HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /
so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me
instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her
she doesn’t get it