Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit
he used praypal
its pretty fucking crazy that i’m supposed to decide what i want to do for the rest of my life in a few months like hello my mom still talks to the doctor for me??
I AM SO MAD I HAD THIS PICTURE READY FOR WHEN LEO WON AND HE LOST THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
i need feminism because when my boyfriend farts he thinks it’s funny and when i fart he thinks it’s gross
you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire
breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11
breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from
breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.